iamjuicyg:

suupreme-cunt:

i wish i was stoned and receiving oral sex

I’m stoned, just not receiving oral sex :(

wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

(via awkward0w1)